Eye Candy: Amazing Bilbo Baggins Dollhouse

Maddie Chambers went and built herself a super impressive looking Bag End hobbit hole dollhouse. It's amazing. I posted a couple more pictures after the jump, but...
May 8, 2010

Humans And Neanderthals GOT IT ON

Humans and neanderthals GOT IT ON. I'm talking GOT IT ON LIKE DONKEY KONG. Kidding, it was totally more like Galaga, but still. Neanderthals mated with some...
May 8, 2010

Jesus Has Returned, Already Struck By Car

That's right folks, Lord Jesus Christ has returned, and some WOMAN has already run him over with a car. Typical. Police say a Pittsfield woman has been...
May 7, 2010

Scientists Studying Robot-Inflicted Injuries

Note: Added a video of Stabby McKillhumans after the jump. A group of sick German scientists have taken it upon themselves to study robot-inflicted injuries to humans....
May 7, 2010

WANT: 60th Anniversary Candy Land Cake

Since all of you loved yesterday's Resident Evil cake so much and weren't jerks who left nasty comments (yes, yes you were), here's another confectionery delight --...
May 6, 2010

Pure Genius: A Keyhole For Drunk People

Find yourself perpetually drunk? You might have a drinking problem. Kidding, I'm sure you're fine. But if you ever have trouble getting your key in the door...
May 6, 2010

I Must Have It: The Two-Handed Great Sword

NOTE: 9-minute video of the thing hacking through raw meat, ice blocks, wood and other shit is after the jump. It's worth watching, but I recommend skipping...
May 6, 2010

Powerful Peripherals: Superhero Keyboards

Don't worry, I've already reprimanded myself for the title. You ever belted yourself in the mirror before? It builds character. Plus welts on your buttcheeks. So, how's...
May 6, 2010

Happy Cinco de Mayo!: Star Wars Loteria

Well folks, it's Cinco de Mayo. And you know what that means: I've been drinking margaritas since eight AM and don't know what my name is anymore....
May 5, 2010

Futurama Characters As Southpark Children

This is a mashup of the cast of Futurama as Southpark children by deviantARTist MooseCake. Good job. Although truthfully I don't watch either show anymore. You see,...
May 5, 2010

"Epic" Resident Evil Themed Graduation Cake

DeviantARTist YourRain went and made a Resident Evil themed cake to celebrate her birthday and graduation. What'd you graduate from, zombie boot camp? I'm not very good...
May 5, 2010

Some News I Can Really Sink My Teeth Into

Wow, what an absolute COINCIDENCE the the FAREWELL columns just so happen to spell 'PENIS'. I mean, what are the chances? Reminds me of my senior quote...
May 5, 2010

Street Fighter Characters Get Zombie-fied

Ever dreamed of seeing what the Street Fighter characters would look like if they were zombies? Well consider your dreams answered! Also, consider having some better dreams....
May 5, 2010

Say, Uh, Where'd You Get Those?: Bone Art

This is a series of sculptures created using real human remains. Specifically, bones. Now I know what you're thinking, and no, you can't suck the marrow out...
May 5, 2010

Star Wars Voices Coming To TomTom GPS

Beginning this month, GPS giant TomTom will be releasing one Star Wars character a month whose voice will be available for $13 download to guide you to...
May 4, 2010

Spiderman Busts Would-Be Comic Thief

In a case of life imitating art (in this case, comic book art), a man dressed as Spiderman stopped a would-be thief from stealing a $160 comic...
May 4, 2010

Laser Fashion!: The PEW PEW Laser Suit

This is a laser suit created by Wei-Chieh Shih, who may or may not have made the similar looking one Rihanna wore during the American Movie Awards...
May 4, 2010

Back Candy: Huge Batman Tattoo Collage

Can't decide what kind of tattoo to get? Just go for a collage like this piece by tattoo artist Carly Shephard. Alternatively, drink till you black out...
May 4, 2010

Star Wars Day, May The 4th Be With You

May 4th is Star Wars Day, so yeah, Happy Star Wars Day. You're supposed to run around telling everyone, "May the 4th be with you" because it's...
May 4, 2010

Neato: Superhero/Supervillain Mask Mashups

These are two masks by artist Steven Anderson, one superhero and one supervillain, each created by combining elements of seven separate characters' masks. Can you name them...
May 3, 2010

Because I Wanna Be Fatter: A USB Microwave

This is another conceptual USB-powered microwave. I have no idea if the thing is even feasible because I don't understand anything about electricity except sticking a butter...
May 3, 2010

God Loves Burritos (And So Do I!)

UPDATE: Okay so apparently I already posted this a while ago. What -- I've been drinkling, okay?! Allegedly this is a picture of God reaching for a...
May 3, 2010

Man Dies After Swamp Eel Eats His Bowels

No, not bowls like cereal bowls, I'm talking bowels -- his butt-parts, yo! Shocked doctors in Sichuan, China, found the sea creature in the 59-year-old man's rectum...
May 3, 2010

Congratulations?: Man Beats Bejeweled 2

Bejeweled 2, a game best known for lowering worldwide productivity 5%, has finally been beaten by a California man. But it wasn't easy! No, it wasn't easy....
May 3, 2010

Will It Make Me A Zombie?!: The T-Virus Shot

The Drunken Moogle is a website that features video-game inspired cocktails. This is the T-Virus from Resident Evil here. What's a T-virus? Worse than swine flu, that's...
May 2, 2010