Eye Candy: Amazing Bilbo Baggins Dollhouse
Maddie Chambers went and built herself a super impressive looking Bag End hobbit hole dollhouse. It's amazing. I posted a couple more pictures after the jump, but...
Bang Bangs: Military To Test New 'Smart Gun'
The U.S. Special Forces is all set to test the new XM-25 Individual Airburst 'Smart Gun' this summer. And you all know what that means: I actually...
Humans And Neanderthals GOT IT ON
Humans and neanderthals GOT IT ON. I'm talking GOT IT ON LIKE DONKEY KONG. Kidding, it was totally more like Galaga, but still. Neanderthals mated with some...
Latest In Beer Technology: A See-Thru Box
There's nothing worse than buying a case of beer and getting it home (or to the backseat of a friend's waiting car) only to discover the beers...
Yoda, Is That You?!: Yoda Face Cloud Spotted
This is a picture of a cloud taken by Michael Longergan. It's a Yoda face-shaped cloud. Granted you could argue it's just a cloud shaped cloud, but...
Jesus Has Returned, Already Struck By Car
That's right folks, Lord Jesus Christ has returned, and some WOMAN has already run him over with a car. Typical. Police say a Pittsfield woman has been...
Taking It Too Far: Bacon Flavor Coffee Syrup
Kidding, there's no such thing as too far when it comes to bacon. Except I'm vegetarian so the closest I ever come is fake bacon which tastes...
Star Wars: Now Starring You And Your Friends
Always thought you'd make a good Han Solo? You're the only one. It's true, your mom thought you should audition for Jar Jar. But now you can...
Scientists Studying Robot-Inflicted Injuries
Note: Added a video of Stabby McKillhumans after the jump. A group of sick German scientists have taken it upon themselves to study robot-inflicted injuries to humans....
You Know What They Say About A Couple That Gets Married Naked Under A Dinosaur
They're my kind of people. You can hit the jump to see the ass-packed uncensored shot if you want. And also to explain to me why there's...
Anatomy Of Golfish Crackers, Plus Sushi!
Note: Click HERE for the high-res version so you can see all the parts. You know you're curious about the anus, don't even lie! Ever wonder what...
I'd Do It If I Could: Newly Discovered Family Of Jellyfish Wear Their Gonads Like A Crown
For realz. On their heads. The species is only a few millimetres wide and scientists say it looks like a flying saucer with a cluster of gonads,...
Pregnant Couple (Actually, Just The Woman Is) Create Star Wars Baby Announcement
NOTE: Video is after the jump. I'm serious -- I don't care how super your sperm are, they aren't powerful enough to make the video appear on...
'Street Fighter: Legacy' Recreates 'Street Fighter' with Nearly Painful Level of Accuracy
That Street Fighter short I mentioned a couple days ago? Here's the full thing, friends. It's three minutes of basically what we all thought Street Fighter 3...
WANT: 60th Anniversary Candy Land Cake
Since all of you loved yesterday's Resident Evil cake so much and weren't jerks who left nasty comments (yes, yes you were), here's another confectionery delight --...
Pure Genius: A Keyhole For Drunk People
Find yourself perpetually drunk? You might have a drinking problem. Kidding, I'm sure you're fine. But if you ever have trouble getting your key in the door...
Guy Scores $1 Million For Pitching Perfect Game In 'Major League Baseball 2K10'
So apparently 2K Sports was running a contest in which the first person to pitch a perfect 9-innings in MLB 2K10 would win a cool $1 million...
I Must Have It: The Two-Handed Great Sword
NOTE: 9-minute video of the thing hacking through raw meat, ice blocks, wood and other shit is after the jump. It's worth watching, but I recommend skipping...
Pfft, I Know How To Get Around That: Why Time Travel Is Allegedly Impossible
NOTE: These two panels don't make any sense by themselves so you have to click HERE to see the whole comic. Otherwise you won't get it. Not...
What Do You Mean You Got Drunk And Ate It?!: White Castle Burger Scented Candle
Did you know it was hamburger month? Neither did I. But apparently White Castle has licensed burger-scented candles to celebrate the occasion. That's cool. Granted not as...
Powerful Peripherals: Superhero Keyboards
Don't worry, I've already reprimanded myself for the title. You ever belted yourself in the mirror before? It builds character. Plus welts on your buttcheeks. So, how's...
What If?: Super Mario Bros. Was Made Today
It would look like this. You have to hit the jump to see the rest of what happens though. Or don't. I didn't make it so I...
Happy Cinco de Mayo!: Star Wars Loteria
Well folks, it's Cinco de Mayo. And you know what that means: I've been drinking margaritas since eight AM and don't know what my name is anymore....
What The Terminator Was Really Sent For
NOTE: Video is after the jump dammit. I always thought the whole John Connor bit was a bunch of bullshit. And you know what? I was right...
Futurama Characters As Southpark Children
This is a mashup of the cast of Futurama as Southpark children by deviantARTist MooseCake. Good job. Although truthfully I don't watch either show anymore. You see,...
"Epic" Resident Evil Themed Graduation Cake
DeviantARTist YourRain went and made a Resident Evil themed cake to celebrate her birthday and graduation. What'd you graduate from, zombie boot camp? I'm not very good...
Girls Are Bad At Sound Effects, Sci-Fi Edition
NOTE: Hit the jump for the video. And I encourage you to make a noise when you do it and tell the rest of us what it...
You've Gotta Be Kidding Me: A Dating Site Exclusively For Apple Fanboys (And Girls)
Cupidtino is a new dating website launching next month exclusively for Apple fanboys and girls. Because who needs 29 dimensions of compatibility when you both use a...
Some News I Can Really Sink My Teeth Into
Wow, what an absolute COINCIDENCE the the FAREWELL columns just so happen to spell 'PENIS'. I mean, what are the chances? Reminds me of my senior quote...
Street Fighter Characters Get Zombie-fied
Ever dreamed of seeing what the Street Fighter characters would look like if they were zombies? Well consider your dreams answered! Also, consider having some better dreams....
Say, Uh, Where'd You Get Those?: Bone Art
This is a series of sculptures created using real human remains. Specifically, bones. Now I know what you're thinking, and no, you can't suck the marrow out...
You Could Never Be Real!: Pokémon Reality
NOTE: There's no way you can read that chart without straining your eyes, I don't care matter how many carrots you've eaten and/or pleasured yourself with and...
A 'WTF Did I Just Watch?' Video Compilation
NOTE: Video is after the jump and NSFW due to some prison language. This is a ten-minute video compilation of WTF moments in television and movie history...
I'm Siiiiinging Playing The Drums In The Rain
The Rain Drum (why didn't you call it the Drumbrella?!) is a conceptual umbrella designed by Dong Min Park to provide a little musical accompaniment to a...
Star Wars Voices Coming To TomTom GPS
Beginning this month, GPS giant TomTom will be releasing one Star Wars character a month whose voice will be available for $13 download to guide you to...
Spiderman Busts Would-Be Comic Thief
In a case of life imitating art (in this case, comic book art), a man dressed as Spiderman stopped a would-be thief from stealing a $160 comic...
Laser Fashion!: The PEW PEW Laser Suit
This is a laser suit created by Wei-Chieh Shih, who may or may not have made the similar looking one Rihanna wore during the American Movie Awards...
Ooh Ooh -- Do Dinosaurs Next!: Scientists Recreate Woolly Mammoth Blood
A group of scientists from around the world have successfully recreated woolly mammoth blood, reigniting the Geekologie Writer's hopes of some steamy dino lovin' in the not-too-distant...
My Heartstrings, You're Tugging Them: Make A Wish Foundation Turns Boy Into Superhero
13-year-old Erik Martin is living with liver cancer. And last week the local chapter of the Make-A-Wish Foundation made his dreams come true by turning him into...
Let's Do This Thing!: Stephen Hawking Explains How Time Travel Is Possible
Stephen Hawking, best known for once beating me in a battle of the brains by an incredibly narrow margin (I dominated him in an arm-wrestling rematch), has...
Back Candy: Huge Batman Tattoo Collage
Can't decide what kind of tattoo to get? Just go for a collage like this piece by tattoo artist Carly Shephard. Alternatively, drink till you black out...
Star Wars Day, May The 4th Be With You
May 4th is Star Wars Day, so yeah, Happy Star Wars Day. You're supposed to run around telling everyone, "May the 4th be with you" because it's...
ROFLROFL: The "Is It Steampunk?" Flowchart
I guess some people don't like steampunk. Well I do, provided it doesn't look cheap -- like your date! Hoho -- burn. Oh God please tell me...
Neato: Superhero/Supervillain Mask Mashups
These are two masks by artist Steven Anderson, one superhero and one supervillain, each created by combining elements of seven separate characters' masks. Can you name them...
Because I Wanna Be Fatter: A USB Microwave
This is another conceptual USB-powered microwave. I have no idea if the thing is even feasible because I don't understand anything about electricity except sticking a butter...
Not For Children: XXX 1960's Batman Spoof
Vivid Entertainment is releasing a parody of the original 1960's Batman series in pr0n form. I figured it was gonna be a gay piece focusing on Batman...
I Love It, I Hate It: A LEGO Terminator Bust
I know, I can't read the word bust without thinking about my face buried in one either. I guess it's a curse. Like F***ING @$$HOLE, except it...
God Loves Burritos (And So Do I!)
UPDATE: Okay so apparently I already posted this a while ago. What -- I've been drinkling, okay?! Allegedly this is a picture of God reaching for a...
Why Scream Into A Pillow When You Can Punch A Sofa?
Italian furniture designer Campeggi had this Rocky inspired sofa on display at the recent Milan Design Show. In case you couldn't tell from the photos because you're...
Circus Freak!: Robot Balances Atop Ball
This is a robot that balances itself on top of a ball. Impressive, but I've seen a clown at the circus do the same thing while juggling....
Man Dies After Swamp Eel Eats His Bowels
No, not bowls like cereal bowls, I'm talking bowels -- his butt-parts, yo! Shocked doctors in Sichuan, China, found the sea creature in the 59-year-old man's rectum...
Congratulations?: Man Beats Bejeweled 2
Bejeweled 2, a game best known for lowering worldwide productivity 5%, has finally been beaten by a California man. But it wasn't easy! No, it wasn't easy....
Calf Candy: Geekologie Reader's Portal Tats
This is Geekologie Reader Michael's sweet Portal tattoos. Now I know what you're thinking, and no, that's not his gooch. Those are his legs. I think. Walking...
Will It Make Me A Zombie?!: The T-Virus Shot
The Drunken Moogle is a website that features video-game inspired cocktails. This is the T-Virus from Resident Evil here. What's a T-virus? Worse than swine flu, that's...
I'm Going To Anyways: No Riding Triceratops
I have no idea where this is posted but it looks like the least fun place on earth. Like Disney Land if after you paid admittance they...