Maddie Chambers went and built herself a super impressive looking Bag End hobbit hole dollhouse. It's amazing. I posted a couple more pictures after the jump, but...
Humans and neanderthals GOT IT ON. I'm talking GOT IT ON LIKE DONKEY KONG. Kidding, it was totally more like Galaga, but still. Neanderthals mated with some...
That's right folks, Lord Jesus Christ has returned, and some WOMAN has already run him over with a car. Typical. Police say a Pittsfield woman has been...
Note: Added a video of Stabby McKillhumans after the jump. A group of sick German scientists have taken it upon themselves to study robot-inflicted injuries to humans....
That Street Fighter short I mentioned a couple days ago? Here's the full thing, friends. It's three minutes of basically what we all thought Street Fighter 3...
Since all of you loved yesterday's Resident Evil cake so much and weren't jerks who left nasty comments (yes, yes you were), here's another confectionery delight --...
Find yourself perpetually drunk? You might have a drinking problem. Kidding, I'm sure you're fine. But if you ever have trouble getting your key in the door...
NOTE: 9-minute video of the thing hacking through raw meat, ice blocks, wood and other shit is after the jump. It's worth watching, but I recommend skipping...
Did you know it was hamburger month? Neither did I. But apparently White Castle has licensed burger-scented candles to celebrate the occasion. That's cool. Granted not as...
Don't worry, I've already reprimanded myself for the title. You ever belted yourself in the mirror before? It builds character. Plus welts on your buttcheeks. So, how's...
This is a mashup of the cast of Futurama as Southpark children by deviantARTist MooseCake. Good job. Although truthfully I don't watch either show anymore. You see,...
DeviantARTist YourRain went and made a Resident Evil themed cake to celebrate her birthday and graduation. What'd you graduate from, zombie boot camp? I'm not very good...
Cupidtino is a new dating website launching next month exclusively for Apple fanboys and girls. Because who needs 29 dimensions of compatibility when you both use a...
Wow, what an absolute COINCIDENCE the the FAREWELL columns just so happen to spell 'PENIS'. I mean, what are the chances? Reminds me of my senior quote...
Ever dreamed of seeing what the Street Fighter characters would look like if they were zombies? Well consider your dreams answered! Also, consider having some better dreams....
This is a series of sculptures created using real human remains. Specifically, bones. Now I know what you're thinking, and no, you can't suck the marrow out...
NOTE: There's no way you can read that chart without straining your eyes, I don't care matter how many carrots you've eaten and/or pleasured yourself with and...
NOTE: Video is after the jump and NSFW due to some prison language. This is a ten-minute video compilation of WTF moments in television and movie history...
The Rain Drum (why didn't you call it the Drumbrella?!) is a conceptual umbrella designed by Dong Min Park to provide a little musical accompaniment to a...
Beginning this month, GPS giant TomTom will be releasing one Star Wars character a month whose voice will be available for $13 download to guide you to...
A group of scientists from around the world have successfully recreated woolly mammoth blood, reigniting the Geekologie Writer's hopes of some steamy dino lovin' in the not-too-distant...
13-year-old Erik Martin is living with liver cancer. And last week the local chapter of the Make-A-Wish Foundation made his dreams come true by turning him into...
Stephen Hawking, best known for once beating me in a battle of the brains by an incredibly narrow margin (I dominated him in an arm-wrestling rematch), has...
Can't decide what kind of tattoo to get? Just go for a collage like this piece by tattoo artist Carly Shephard. Alternatively, drink till you black out...
These are two masks by artist Steven Anderson, one superhero and one supervillain, each created by combining elements of seven separate characters' masks. Can you name them...
This is another conceptual USB-powered microwave. I have no idea if the thing is even feasible because I don't understand anything about electricity except sticking a butter...
Vivid Entertainment is releasing a parody of the original 1960's Batman series in pr0n form. I figured it was gonna be a gay piece focusing on Batman...
Italian furniture designer Campeggi had this Rocky inspired sofa on display at the recent Milan Design Show. In case you couldn't tell from the photos because you're...
No, not bowls like cereal bowls, I'm talking bowels -- his butt-parts, yo! Shocked doctors in Sichuan, China, found the sea creature in the 59-year-old man's rectum...
Bejeweled 2, a game best known for lowering worldwide productivity 5%, has finally been beaten by a California man. But it wasn't easy! No, it wasn't easy....
This is Geekologie Reader Michael's sweet Portal tattoos. Now I know what you're thinking, and no, that's not his gooch. Those are his legs. I think. Walking...
The Drunken Moogle is a website that features video-game inspired cocktails. This is the T-Virus from Resident Evil here. What's a T-virus? Worse than swine flu, that's...