Whoa, Whoa, Whoa -- It's Time To WHAT?!

This is vintage ad for the classiest watch ever made. And that's saying a lot, because I've seen a handpainted one where the minute hand was a phallus. Regardless, every thirty seconds the thing blinks "it's time to f***" and is apparently "a subtle way to break the ice" and "the greatest conversation piece you'll ever own". I don't know about all that, but I do like the warning at the bottom. Like 25-seconds rest isn't enough!

Hit the jump for an uncensored version in case you have a thing for seeing the F word in print.

'It's That Time Again? But I'm So Tired!' [gizmodo]

Thanks to Tracy, who once kneed a guy in the balls for wearing a Seiko. Jesus!

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