NOTE: Video is after the jump.
You ever wanted to see a soft shelled turtle ride a Roomba? Me neither, but I did anyway. Needless to say, I wasn't surprised when the robotic d-bag kept ramming our reptilian brethren into chair legs and shit. Such a jerk. Which is exactly why I just emailed the Youtube link to Godzilla along with Google Map directions to iRobot's corporate headquarters. Mwahahahaha. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Hit the jump for the video.
Thanks to sharon, who swears she saw an iguana riding a Dyson once. Girl you trippin'!