Apr 2 2010Wait A Minute, This Doesn't Look Like Narnia...

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This is a secret playroom hidden in the back of a wardrobe. But where's the lion? Where's the witch? Where's that creepy pedophilic faun with the umbrella?

The home's owner found the old armoire secondhand. He then hired a woodworker to take out the back and install it up against a doorway into his children's play room. The result is a simple-enough-looking armoire that opens to a hidden room of magic and play.

Great, now I want a secret room. And draping a stained bedsheet over a couple stools isn't going to cut it this time. Buuuuuut it's gonna have to. So, uh, there's some creepy-ass dead girl in here. I DON'T CARE IF YOUR MOM POURED DRAINO IN YOUR CEREAL, GET THE F*** OUT!

Hit the jump for a shot of the wardrobe in incognito mode.

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Cowing Secret Playroom Entrance [mapleseedrenovation]
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Hidden Room Love: Through the Armoire [apartmenttherapy]

Thanks to Summer, who would have melted the White Witch with sunshine. Or a tank-mounted flamethrower if that didn't work. A backup plan, smart.

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in b4 first

Fake and Gay and Narnia. (That was @1 not the post)

do want

WHAAAAAAAT pedophile room?

i cant wait to have my own secret rape dungeon when i grow up

in b4 fake

Boredddddddddddd

This is where your children hide while your house is burning down. :P
Stupid imo. ;)

When I saw the first picture, I thought it was a sandbox through the door. I think it might be cooler if it was.

I love the Narnia books, and the movie wasn't as terrible as some movies based on books are. It still bugs me that they messed up on some of the characters' appearances, though. In case you didn't know, Lucy is blonde and the White Witch has black hair. Sometimes the little things are harder to take then the big ones.

The idea is great; the apparent contents of the play room are not.

FAKE!!!!

This is a complete photoshop job! You can tell its a fake beacause the shadow's are all wrogn.

and also,

I cant get enough of big salty balls in my mouth

This would be way cooler if you had a refrigerator open and have a bowling ally.

Yeah, fuc#ing real nice torture room... you know how many little kids were filmed there? Have you people any decency?

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@11 FAKE DAISY =O

I like the idea of secret rooms, just not for children. Maybe something more like "Clue". It was GW, in the Library, with the candlestick......

FAKE!!!!

This is a complete photoshop job.l You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrogn.

This is exactly like that scene in the moviie Never Back Down where Max arrived at Al Sharptons house with an unconscionable amount of bacon for Als eating pleasure. Max helped carry the tpork into the house in exchange for one of Als kung fu medailons. Max took the madalion and affixed it to the front of his moped as a hood ornament. When he rolled past the Del Tacos, and saw Pat Sajack and Baja wrasslin in the grass nearby, Baja heard the distinctive engine note, and hopped on the back. She sliced the cord holding the cardboard sled, which Pat greedily went after. He was heard to exclaim the only thing better than a cardboard box hoyuse, is one thats infused with baon grease!

Cool dad, for having this made for his kid...

I think I'll do the opposite though. I'll have my front door remodeled as a cabinet. It'll still look like an ordinary front door, but when you open it it'll be a mere closet. I bet that'll totally freak out the tax-man and the in-laws...

@18 - Never attempt to construct sentences again you failure to society...

If I were Daisy I would utterly destroy Douchy in a hell fire so hot that not even a autoclave could survive.

FAKE!!!!

This is a complete photoshop job.l You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrogn.

This is exactly like that scene in the moviie Never Back Down where Max arrived at Al Sharptons house with an unconscionable amount of bacon for Als eating pleasure. Max helped carry the tpork into the house in exchange for one of Als kung fu medailons. Max took the madalion and affixed it to the front of his moped as a hood ornament. When he rolled past the Del Tacos, and saw Pat Sajack and Baja wrasslin in the grass nearby, Baja heard the distinctive engine note, and hopped on the back. She sliced the cord holding the cardboard sled, which Pat greedily went after. He was heard to exclaim the only thing better than a cardboard box hoyuse, is one thats infused with baon grease!

FAKE!!!!

This is a complete photoshop job.l You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrogn.

This is exactly like that scene in the moviie Never Back Down where Max arrived at Al Sharptons house with an unconscionable amount of bacon for Als eating pleasure. Max helped carry the tpork into the house in exchange for one of Als kung fu medailons. Max took the madalion and affixed it to the front of his moped as a hood ornament. When he rolled past the Del Tacos, and saw Pat Sajack and Baja wrasslin in the grass nearby, Baja heard the distinctive engine note, and hopped on the back. She sliced the cord holding the cardboard sled, which Pat greedily went after. He was heard to exclaim the only thing better than a cardboard box hoyuse, is one thats infused with baon grease!

FAKE!!!!

This is a complete photoshop job.l You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrogn.

This is exactly like that scene in the moviie Never Back Down where Max arrived at Al Sharptons house with an unconscionable amount of bacon for Als eating pleasure. Max helped carry the tpork into the house in exchange for one of Als kung fu medailons. Max took the madalion and affixed it to the front of his moped as a hood ornament. When he rolled past the Del Tacos, and saw Pat Sajack and Baja wrasslin in the grass nearby, Baja heard the distinctive engine note, and hopped on the back. She sliced the cord holding the cardboard sled, which Pat greedily went after. He was heard to exclaim the only thing better than a cardboard box hoyuse, is one thats infused with baon grease!

i loled

The "play room" looks a bit shit.. You'd think if you've gone to the trouble to make a wardrobe doorway and everything, the room would be kick ass, but no.. lol

wow thats a pedofiles dream lock a few chilren in there

How did you get inside Michael Jackson's house?

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You know, for all of the work that was put into fixing up this secret room... you'd think that the inside of it would look better than just a jumble of toys tossed haphazardly into the center of the room.

I mean... what the heck? It's so disappointing looking!

You know some kid is going to color a picture of their parents touching them in their Narnia closet.

@ Daisy #24.

*it's
*shadows
*wrong
*movie
*Sharpton's
*Al's
*pork
*Al's
*medalion

The sentence that followed was either incomplete or featured faulty subject verb agreement. Your choice.

"He was heard to"-- unnecessary, since it occurs in a movie, meaning everyone who watches it HEARS him.

*house

unnecessary comma in the last sentence.

*bacon

Josef Fritzl's was way better than this one.

@9's last sentance: Thats what she said!

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