Undead Correspondence: Zombie Stationery
This is some stationery designed for 13th Street, an NBC-Universal owned crime and horror channel. It's done up in a very tasteful zombie motif, like you'd expect from your grandmother's kitchen wallpaper. You can't really appreciate it this small though, so you're gonna need to hit the jump to see closeups of all the different articles. Impressive job, but I think I'll just stick to a legal pad. And by legal pad I mean illegal pad. And by illegal pad I mean a doctor's prescription pad. Now tell me what you think of this: "THE BEARER OF THIS NOTE IS ENTITLED TO ALL THE FREE DRUGS HE WANTS AND SHOULD BE ALLOWED TO MIX AND MATCH AT HIS OWN DISCRETION. ALSO, MEDICAL MARIJUANA, HE'S GONNA NEED A SHIT-TON OF THAT. SIGNED: A REAL DOCTOR IN A WHITE COAT AND EVERYTHING. I HAVE DEGREES." That sounds official, right?
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Stationary Of Horror [behance]
Thanks to Jasmine, Joerg and Eric, who only write on the back of their hands IN THE BLOOD OF THEIR ENEMIES. MWAHAHAHAHAHAH!! Okay you guys are f***ing scaring me.
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I thought this was just the cutest thing. You know, many times I've bought bags of shelled peanuts only to find a bunch of the poor bastards cracked open and missing their brains. Who knew it was the secretly the work of zombie nuts? Besides me, I know everything. Go on, as... / Continue →
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I would eat this zombie brain cupcake (made by Flickr user xsomnis) and then ask for seconds. And if there aren't any seconds, well, I'm looking at your head. I WILL EAT YOUR BRAINS, SON. The hypothalamus is my favorite! zombie food [xsomnis' Flickr] Thanks to Jessica, wh... / Continue →
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Angry vaj to the face! This is two-hour Youtube video called 'Pixelated Blood' that features over 500 finishing-moves from some of the crappiest fighting games to ever exist. Except Primal Rage, Primal Rage was the shit. Plus I'm filled with it. *headbutts barista into capp... / Continue →
