Apr 19 2010That's, Uh, That's Disgusting: The Rectum Bar


The Rectum Bar in Vienna is a bar shaped like an anatomically correct rectum. I think we can all agree it brings new meaning to the phrase, "getting butt-ass drunk", amirite? No? YEAH WELL YOU DON'T KNOW SHIT! Yes, that was a rectal related tie-in. God I'm L337.

The designer Atlier Van Lieshout explains the project as following:

BarRectum, Arsch Bar, Asshole Bar, Bar Anus. While the translations sound different, the form is universally recognizable. The bar takes its shape from the human digestive system: starting with the tongue, continuing to the stomach, moving through the small and the large intestines and exiting through the anus. While BarRectum is anatomically correct, the last part of the large intestine has been inflated to a humongous size to hold as many drinking customers at the bar as possible. The anus itself is part of a large door that doubles as an emergency exit.

Listen: as a guy who's no stranger to kneeling in front of the toilet puking and shitting on his heels at the same time, I've got to admit I can't believe I just told you that. It's cool, it was a lie anyways. Yes, a lie. That's totally never happened to me, including definitely not last Thursday.

Hit the jump for a bunch more shots of the WHY GOD WHY?






Bizarre Rectum Bar Design in Vienna [walyou]

Thanks to Troy, Andrea and o-ring orgy, one of whom may or may not be an anal themed adult film. Troy is it you?!

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These are not the roids you're looking for.

i see anal warts

in the words of Slipknot "People=Shit"


In the words of me, Slipknot=Shit talentless racket merchants.

The beanbag couches look like stool.

Still, I'll bet it's nice once you're inside.

Rectum?! Damn near killed 'em!
..... just sayin

Why is no one asking about the lumps that surround the A**hole? I know mine doesn't have what appears to be Herpes Simples 10 but that is just me.

I've hear of tract houses, but not like this.
"You don't have to be a douchebag-enema to live here, but it helps."


@11 why is he squirting his douchebag-enema all over his chest?

Only a-holes go there.

@Marcus in the words of me "ok" lol

So when you get shit-faced to they make you leave through the back door................just sayin

"The anus itself is part of a large door that doubles as an emergency exit."

So the back door is for emergency evacuations only. It is not an entrance.

(That's what she said.)


@7 go back to ur bridge troll ur not welcome here

@12 closet nerd, he's playing motorboat.

@7 spoken like someone that enjoys bands that derive their "talent" from cocaine and heroin


it looks like a bloated Birdo from the first two angles...

anywho this is some interesting functional art...I wonder how well their drinks are?

slipknot does suck.

what a shithole

Why is the main entrance incorporated into the rectum! Architecture fail.

Why God, why?

I heard that the bartender is a real................wait for it......wait for it......nice guy actually.

Can you say ANAL WARTS!

HAHAHAH i have to visit that shit

Hmm, wonder what their soup of the day is?

The size of the tongue is WAY out of proportion with the size of the sphincter.

"Listen: as a guy who's no stranger to kneeling in front of the toilet puking and shitting on his heels at the same time, I've got to admit I can't believe I just told you that. "

Dude, laughing so hard at that one. Been there, too.

Is it a "GAY" bar? or are straights welcome?

"it brings new meaning to the phrase, "getting butt-ass drunk","

I think you meant "getting shit-faced."

@ 30 What is this, crap soup? No, tomato bisque.

What is This OBSESSION with anuses????

First there was 2 girls 1 Cup,
then there is the trailer for the centipede on Iwatchstuff.com

NOW we get This SH!T???? (no pun intended)

What the HEL L???
What's with the sudden Obsession with this Body PART??
did porn had something to do with it?

@14 pete and 18 myke.

Only children get upset when someone says they dislike something they do.

And myke, STFU

Rectum? Damn near killed 'em!

Who cares!!! My boyfriend thinks the same with me. He- is eight years older than me, lol. We met online at an age gap dating site[_www. A G E

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Maybe you wanna check out or- tell your friends

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