That's Quality Journalism: USA Today Fail

This is a screenshot Geekologie Reader (and all around handsome devil) Beau sent me from his iPod Touch of what is arguably the best written and hardest hitting piece of journalism USA Today has ever produced. Amirite or amirite? jkl;kjl;;lkjjkl;jkl;

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Thanks Beau, and remember: when you don't feel like writing, just mashing keys is the next best thing.

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