First off, what the hell kind of underwear are you wearing? It looks like a roll of gauze from the doctor's office. Which is to say, sexy. Don't act like you've never pleasured yourself to the anatomical chart on the door! Secondly: milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner where OMG SHE'S SHITTING CANDY CORNS!!
Ask Her About Her Molasses Swamp. No Wait, Don't [ugliesttattoos]
Thanks to Neil, who wanted a Chutes and Ladders tattoo but the artist convinced him to get Hi Ho Cherry-O instead. LOLWUT?!
Note: Click HERE for a super high-res shot that killed my soul a little to see so big.
Remember Avatar Tattoo Guy? I know -- how could anybody forget that back? Well he's returned with tattoo #5 which, SPOILER ALERT: is another crappy Neytiri just like the other four. Good ... / Continue →
NOTE: Full-res picture HERE in case you're into cancerous moles and back hair.
Remember Avatar tattoo guy? First it was the left shoulder, then the right, and now a full-body Neytiri next to his spine. Based on the quality, I'm gonna assume he got this one in the slammer. W... / Continue →
This is a tattoo on some guy's back depicting the end of dinosaurs. Brutal, I know. I've been crying about it for almost fifteen minutes now. But you know what? Those are the facts of life. Also, storks bring babies to your house which is exactly why my address is a P.O. b... / Continue →