That. Looks. Delicious: A Candyland Tattoo
First off, what the hell kind of underwear are you wearing? It looks like a roll of gauze from the doctor's office. Which is to say, sexy. Don't act like you've never pleasured yourself to the anatomical chart on the door! Secondly: milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner where OMG SHE'S SHITTING CANDY CORNS!!
Ask Her About Her Molasses Swamp. No Wait, Don't [ugliesttattoos]
Thanks to Neil, who wanted a Chutes and Ladders tattoo but the artist convinced him to get Hi Ho Cherry-O instead. LOLWUT?!