Ssssh, She's Sleeping: The Girlfriend Pillow
I've seen girlfriend pillows before but nothing as sad and pathetic looking as this one. I mean, she doesn't even have a head. Or two arms. And why do her breasts look like two softballs? But on the upside, she is wearing a dishwashing glove so she probably knows her way around a kitchen. Plus she's only $10, making her one hell of a cheap date. Can I bring you breakfast in bed, my lovely? No? Just toss you in the washer with my socks? Okay cool.
Thanks to Stripping The Pistol and Maggie, who both made surrogate lovers out of wood. Just not little boys like that pederast Geppetto.