NOTE: This ain't the whole thing so you need to beat THIS BUTTON with your cursor like you'd do a dirty rug with a broom handle.
Having trouble picking just the write (see what I did there?) typeface for a project? Well fear not, because graphic designer Julian Hansen (Mmmm Bop!) created the 'So You Need A Typeface' flowchart. You just start in the middle, answer some questions, and before you know it you've wasted a half hour and can't remember why you're staring at a typeface flowchart in the first place. Now I don't know about you, but I don't need a flowchart to typeface. FACE! See? Don't worry, I'm going to hurt myself for that later.
Thanks to TobyRaider, who don't pick fonts, fonts pick him. Plus he always gets chosen first for dodgeball.