Sheath That Lightsaber, Son!: Vader Condom
This is allegedly a Darth Vader condom from France. It looks like a Photoshop job but it's cute regardless because the message reads, "I will not be your father!" At least that's supposedly what it says, I don't speak French. It could read, "We poked a bunch of holes in the end!" for all I know.
Darth Vader Condom [palahniukandchocolate]
Thanks to Blaqk Panda, who just uses snack-sized Doritos bags. What's that, Blaqk? Oh, sorry -- family-sized Doritos bags. Dude's hung like a grocery aisle!