Scientific Knowledge: How Many KFC Double Downs Is Your Fast Food Sandwich?
This is a chart comparing Kentucky Fried Chicken's new Double Down sandwich to other fast food offerings. So looking at the top of the chart, a Panera Chipotle Chicken sandwich is the equivalent of eating 1.49 Double Downs. But a Wendy's Triple Baconator is the equivalent of crushing 2.45 Double Downs and having six orgasms. So, which would you rather have? If you answered, "neither, I like being able to see my penis past my gut", congratulations, you're some kind of weird pervert (who get's off looking at their own genitals?!).
Double Down by the Numbers: Unhealthiest Sandwich Ever? [fivethirtyeight] (with a bunch more info)
Thanks to Kristen, who can't double down because she's already got a blackjack. Congratulations, now buy me a drink.