Reader Makes Donut & Dino Birthday "Cake"

Geekologie Reader and Facebook fan Jasmine, who may or may not have forgotten her son's birthday until the day of, went and made a donut and dinosaur "cake" for the occasion. My God I want it. Right now I'm pretending the donut holes on sticks are actually sails and the whole thing is a giant pirate ship. Kind of like Noah's Ark, IF NOAH HADN'T LEFT ALL THE DINOS BEHIND. I swear, I still cry every time I read Genesis. Or listen to them. Phil Collins -- you cut me straight to the heart!

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Thanks Jasmine, my birthday is August 12th and I like creme-filled donuts I'M JUST SAYIN'.

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