Mr Hutton, who has four children Simon, 17, Calum, 14, Laina, 12, and John, 11, admitted being a 'complete twit'.
Speaking after the hearing at Colchester magistrates court, he said: "You have to be a contortionist to get in, and then you can't get out.
Mr Hutton, was found to be twice the drink-drive limit, he said.
He was given a mandatory three-year ban because he had received another drink-drive ban within the past ten years.
Chairman of the bench Neil Munson said: "This is most unusual.
"The vehicle is not even capable of doing the speed of a mobility scooter and could be outrun by a pedestrian.
Jesus Paul -- you were getting passed by Hoverounds? That's probably the most emasculating thing I've heard all week. I would have cut those old folks off. At the knee-caps. Hacking granny's legs off -- shit just got real, son!
Thanks to Ter-Bear, who once got wasted and drove a whole 12" submarine sandwich down in three minutes.