NOTE: Video of golden shower action is after the jump.
Baby Wee Wee is not only gonna get made fun of and beat up later in life because his parents can't name a child for shit, but he's also got a robotic pecker. That actually pees if you tickle him or something. I dunno, but the dad in the commercial totally gets hosed in the face. That'll teach you for humping Rosie!
Hit it for two commercials, both of which served to remind me why I never want to have robotic children.
Babydoll With Robotic Penis [buzzfeed]
Thanks to Drew, who has never been peed on unless accidentally doing it yourself counts which it totally doesn't.