NOTE: Video of golden shower action is after the jump.
Baby Wee Wee is not only gonna get made fun of and beat up later in life because his parents can't name a child for shit, but he's also got a robotic pecker. That actually pees if you tickle him or something. I dunno, but the dad in the commercial totally gets hosed in the face. That'll teach you for humping Rosie!
Hit it for two commercials, both of which served to remind me why I never want to have robotic children.
Fly leg eyelashes. Gross. I'd rather have a horse's penis for a nose.
Granted, flylashes was just a sculptural video, but putting fly legs on your eyes is still gross. As Harrison puts it, "Flylashes was intended as a play on the format of the Chimera, highlighting the use o... / Continue →
Michael Harold Lynch received a $206 speeding ticket for doing 54 in a 35MPH work zone. Outraged (I was only 19 over!), he got $206 in small coins, put them in a bag, and pissed all over them. Then he sent the bag in as payment. Shockingly, it wasn't accepted.
Turns out Lyn... / Continue →
Listen: I love puking in my mouth, having it spill out into the hand covering my mouth, then into the other hand at my chin, and ultimately onto the bedroom carpet and bathroom floor as much as the next normal person. That is to say, a lot. But I don't need any bacon-flavored... / Continue →