Math!: Using Zelda To Prove Pirate = Ninja
This is a little graphic that uses Zelda and some satanic property of algebra to allegedly prove that pirates = ninjas. I don't know what to make of it. I'm still kinda reeling from having my whole world turned upside-down. I feel like everything I thought I knew has been flushed down the shitter and clogged the gotdamn thing and now there's pee and poop all over the bathroom floor. Yes, just like that.
Pirate Equals Ninja [halolz]
Thanks to Jessica, who equals awesome even if you divide by zero.
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