Just Plain Wrong: Spock Doing The Shocker
This is a picture of Leonard Nemoy performing the shocker (well, not literally) for the asshat sitting next to him. For those of you born post-Y2K, Leonard played Spock in the original Star Trek series. Also, WTF are you doing reading Geekologie? Teaser, Pleaser, Shocker, Spocker, Rocker, Showstopper. Go ask your parents about them. Kidding -- please don't. I wouldn't know what to do if your mom called complaining again. Besides invite her over. Burn you just got burned.
Thanks to Whitney, who doesn't know what the shocker is and doesn't want to. Trust me, you really don't (I think it's a gang sign). And to Michelle!, who does know but won't tell me.