This is an Admiral Ackbar toilet designed by artist Brendon Phillips (the man behind the Mega Man hoodie). I don't know about you, but I'd sit on it and do a crossword puzzle. Till my legs fell asleep. Then I'd try to stand and collapse on the bathroom floor, bringing a towel bar down with me. As I frantically mash the button to my Life AlertÂ® personal emergency response system and see my life flash before my eyes, I'll wish I'd shat in Jar Jar's mouth instead.
Thanks to Brendon, who single-handedly manages to design all the products I'd actually want (now do a sex toy!).