I'm NOT Drunk: The Irresponsible Video Game
This is a fake video game called I'm NOT Drunk. It's the most irresponsible video game I've ever seen (today) because the entire objective is to convince people you're okay to drive despite being wasted. Well I've got news for you: you're NEVER okay to drive if you've been drinking. Or are a woman. I'M NOT SEXIST, YOU'RE SEXIST. Plus sexy. So, do you forgive me for the whole "women can't drive" thing? Thank you, it really means a lot to me. But seriously, a couple lessons wouldn't kill you.
Hit it for the actual video. BUT NOT IF YOU'VE BEEN DRINKING. Smoking okay.
Thanks to Ryan, who actually directed the video and encourages children to stay in school and lay off the booze until you're at least 30 and really unhappy with the way your life is turning out.