How To: Prepare Your Child For A Life Of Servide To The Man
* Flat desk area
* Left and Right built-in mouse pads
* Bench seat that fits two children and offers storage inside for supplies
* Two locking cabinet doors
* Computer wiring stores safely inside ventilated cabinet.
* Locking castors keep unit from rolling during use.
Computer equipment features:
* Think Centre PC
* Internal DVD-ROM
* 1GB RAM (minimum)
* 160GB Hard Drive (minimum)
* 10/100 Ethernet
* MicrosoftÂ® Windows
* Sound Card and 2 External Speakers
* Surge protector
* 19" Widescreen Flat Panel LCD Monitor
* Custom Little Tikes Learning keyboard and Tiny Mouse (colors are subject to change without notice)
Computer Warranty: 1-year parts and labor.
Pre-loaded educational software:
* Millie's Math HouseÂ®
* Sammy's Science HouseÂ®
* Bailey's Book HouseÂ®
* Trudy's Time and PlaceÂ®
* Thinkin' ThingsÂ®
Wait, why does that cost $2,600? And why did I just order 40 of them? Oh, right, my child-labor telemarketing service. Which, GOTDAMNIT CINDY STOP CHEWING ON YOUR DESK!