Okay, so maybe it's not actually Jesus. Maybe it's just the face of a hobo. Hey -- hobos have faces too you know. And you know what else they have? A stench that'll singe your nose hairs. But they don't have souls, which is why it's okay to nudge them with your car if they're sleeping in a prime parking spot. Like the sidewalk.
Thanks to Hop, who found Carmen Sandiego on Google Maps but can't remember where anymore. Think, Hop, think!