God That's Depressing: The Bed Ladder
The bed ladder isn't what you use to climb into your roommate's bunk to cuddle at night. It's what you use to get out of bed if you're older than sin or disabled. The $15 ladder attaches to any bed (with posts or legs) and makes sitting up a breeze provided you have arm muscles. It also makes strangulation a breeze provided you have a drinking problem. *hacking* LITTLE HELP OVER HERE!
Thanks to Liquid Tension, who's far less troublesome to deal with that Gas Tension. *squeeeeeeak* God I'm so embarrassed!