Finally, hand grenade oil lamps. Available with gold, silver and natural finishes, each grenade will set you back $65 ($55 for natural), and possibly on fire. Alternatively, go to an army surplus store and buy a decommissioned grenade for $5-$10 and make your own. But do not, I repeat, DO NOT make your own sex tape. Nobody needs to see that.
Thanks to Spikey DaPikey, who just tried making his own lamp oil out of lighter fluid missed with gasoline. Your tips will be missed, Spikey.