The Bob Evans branded gravy dispenser: the pinnacle of convenience store deliciousity. And you can own your own for the low, low cost of $635! At your cost of $0.78 a serving and a suggested retail price of $1.99, you're making a 61% profit per biscuit. I just ordered one and set it up in the lobby of my apartment building. I'm riding this gravy train all the way to Diarrhea Canyon!
Thanks to PhilRules, who once ate his weight in sausage gravy then puked his weight in sausage gravy.