Note: Video is AFTER the jump. Not before. Videos can't time travel, silly!
This is a video of some guy who doesn't like stray dogs running around in front of his house. So what does he do? He goes on TV and acts like a nutcase, scaring the hell out of his wife in the process. Because that's how you get things done in this world. Well, that, or a shit-ton of blow-j's.
Hit it for a video of Captain Red Rocket himself.
Thanks to Toby and Dan, who bark at the mailman just to freak him out. That, uh, that's a good way to stop getting your mail delivered, guys.