BUTTONS LOTS OF BUTTONS TO PUSH
I love pushing buttons. One time I even pressed the big red one after a guy with a badge and gun told me not to. You want to know what happened? I BET YOU WOULD! Anyway, soundboards are nothing new but I like this one and it has lots of appropriate buttons to push when coworkers come around asking questions and wanting to talk about things. But mostly I just hit the TROLLOLOLOL one and plug my ears and mouth, "I can't hear you" Then they'll usually mouth back, "take your f***ing fingers out of your ears". And that's when I nut-punch them.
Thanks to R3d1st and Romeo, who were both smart enough to avoid the "EPIC?!" button.