Sure, Why Not: A Gerbil Wheel Bookshelf

I love books. I've read like six of them. One of them twice. My bookworm-y tendencies aside, this is a gerbil wheel bookshelf designed by artist David...
April 23, 2010

Eye Candy: Badass Mushroom Kingdom Art

Because I'm on a deviantART (and mimosa) kick this morning, here comes a wicked-sick (I can say that because I'm cool) picture of the Mushroom Kingdom as...
April 23, 2010

Piece Of Cake: The Hardcore Gamer Quiz

NOTE: This is only a small fraction of the whole graphic you gotta click HERE to see the entire thing (with an even larger version available at...
April 23, 2010

Keepin' It Classy: Denim Buttcrack Covers

Because dogs shouldn't be the only ones with butt covers, somebody went and created Backtacular asscrack patches for ladies (link is NSFW). Classy, but I still prefer...
April 22, 2010

Delicious Convenience: The Gravy Machine

The Bob Evans branded gravy dispenser: the pinnacle of convenience store deliciousity. And you can own your own for the low, low cost of $635! At your...
April 21, 2010

One Doesn't Fit: Google Auto-Complete

I swear, Canadians and their search queries. They must think the internet is nothing but dysfunctional relationships and video game character names. Well it's not. There's also...
April 21, 2010

ROFLSpiders: The Anti-LOLCats Website

ROFLSpiders is supposed to be the antithesis of LOLCats, but it looks like the exact same thing except with spiders. I think it's ironic or something. The...
April 21, 2010

And You Want It Back? LOLWUT?!

This is a Craigslist post by some guy who slept with a random chick one night only to catch her slipping one of his flash drives in...
April 21, 2010

Thief Makes Off With Man's iPad, Finger

Sorry for the late start today, folks. It was The Superficial Writer's last night in town yesterday and we literally JUST got out of jail. Plus I'm...
April 21, 2010

You're All Gonna Die!: LOST Tarot Cards

This is a series of LOST themed tarot cards designed by Alex Griendling. Now I've never had a tarot card reading before because I'm against black magic,...
April 19, 2010

Needs More Power: A Motorized Surfboard

Because eventually everything will have a motor and AI and want to kill you, somebody is manufacturing motorized surfboards. The PowerSki Jetboard is basically a bare-bones Jet...
April 19, 2010

Star Trek Science: Anatomy Of A Tribble

Tribbles, the lovable Star Trek fluffballs best known for turning into Gremlins if you get them wet, aren't just made of a bunch of pubes glued together...
April 19, 2010

So You Need A Typeface: The Flowchart

NOTE: This ain't the whole thing so you need to beat THIS BUTTON with your cursor like you'd do a dirty rug with a broom handle. Having...
April 19, 2010

Not So Super: Chinese Superhero Knockoffs

This is a little gallery of Chinese superhero knockoffs. Like Spader-Man here. Why the manufacturers don't just go the extra mile and use the copywritten names is...
April 19, 2010

BUTTONS LOTS OF BUTTONS TO PUSH

I love pushing buttons. One time I even pressed the big red one after a guy with a badge and gun told me not to. You want...
April 18, 2010