Mar 12 2010Wtf's A Bread Plate?: Place Setting Placemats

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This $27 Place Setting Placemat shows you where to set all the flatware and glasses when you're making a fancy dinner, so your guests are impressed with how highfalutin you are except for the blueprint placemats and microwavable lasagna. Also, I don't know about you, but I don't even own silverware. Or plates and bowls. The fanciest dinner I've ever had was wrapped in a paper towel and eaten over the sink. YES WITH TOP HAT AND MONOCLE. Jesus, I'm not a heathen.

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First!

Where do I put my legs?

rofl @ YES WITH TOP HAT AND MONOCLE

Ahhh, the perfect way to train your woman.

Some of us are already perfect women with reaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaallly lucky boyfriends.

@1 I'm glad you saved your first-tarding til after GW's moving speech. (Get it...it was emotionally moving AND he's moving!)
...What? Not funny? Why do I even waste my time on you people?

Hope your not updating this from the road..... that would be dangerous and illegal.

@6, I lawl'd.

I know how to set a table.

With lots and lots of sharp things.

Maybe if you pull it out really fast it'll all stay in place.

I know, I know, that's what she said.

@10, that's what YOU said.
@6, just what do you mean by "you people"?

@2 - are you female? around my head.

you set the table and then swiftly pull it out from under the plates and silverware. its magic!

That's so interesting; it's convenient for left handed people.
I myself am left handed, like our President, and I see now how it all makes sense... all of it.

A fine ass secretary from the 50's AND LASERS SHOOTING OUT OF THE NIPPLES?????

I'm soooo there!!!!

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