This is a video of some creepy-ass robotic performance piece. And it just so happens to contain two of my least favorite things in the whole entire world: robots and crying babies. It's terribly painful to watch, especially considering the bot comes out with guns blazing. Thankfully, the piece does have a happy ending if you can make it that far. Which, honestly, I never can. You start massaging my lower back and it's all over.
The softer side of Japanese WTFery [wtfjapanseriously]
Thanks to Ryan and Kawaii Bakemono, who would have dove out of the box seats and John Wilkes Booth'ed that bad mammer jammer.