Whatever Happened To Equal Opportunities?
Apparently Castle Grayskull's gift shop is looking for a new cashier after Orko was caught stealing from the register. For shame, Orko, Prince Albert would not be happy. Oh did I say Albert? I meant Adam. No, no I didn't (I wanted to see you squirm thinking about a ring through your kazoo).
Equal Opportunity Fail or Job Win? [failblog]
Thanks to Nathan, who, dammit, the sign says long-haired freaky people need not apply!