This is a map showing which fast food chain rules a particular area of the United States, except it's barely legible so click THIS PINK BUTTON RIGHT HERE to see the full-size version. Basically, McDonald's rules the entire US except for Texas, which is owned by Sonic and looks like a spilled milkshake. DAMN YEAH MINE BRINGS ALL THE BOYS TO THE RANCH!
Infographic: The Burger Wars [gizmodo]
Thanks to Closet Nerd and Flintstone Vitamins, only one of which helped me grow up strong. I owe you, Closet Nerd.