That Doesn't Look Like The Land Of The Free

You know, as I drive across this great country of ours, I've gotten to thinking, "is the tractor trailer driver next to me really masturbating?" And more often that not, yes, he is. Also, this picture: so not cool I don't even wanna go into it.

So that's how it ends? Good to know, good to know. [collegehumor]

Thanks to Nathan, who once traveled to the future to see what human life would be like in 2,200, but didn't see any. Well shit, Nathan, that's not a good sign.

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