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Suck It, Bendy(!), There's A New Straw In Town

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If you're anything like me you drink out of your hands or directly from a container because you don't have any glasses. I know, I know, we're classy. But for those of you that prefer to look ridiculous, there's the $7 Trunk Sipper, a straw that makes you look like an elephant. If elephants were people with ridiculous novelty straws.

Quench your elephant sized thirst with our Elephant Trunk Sipper Straw. It's a soft flexible elephant trunk with a plastic straw embedded inside! Great for kids, adults and ridiculous photo ops!


Did you know that an adult elephant can drink up to 50 gallons of water in just one day?! That's 800 8oz glasses for human-folk. Elephants must have to pee all the time!

First of all, elephants don't have to pee all the time because their bladders are the size of kiddy pools. A kiddy pool I wouldn't want to splash around in, if you catch my drift. Why do children always have to shit in the wave pool?

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viaElephant Trunk Sipper Straw Is Better Than a Bendy [nerdapproved]

Thanks to Closet Nerd, who drinks the way God intended, with his finger like Mork from Mork & Mindy.

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