Mar 20 2010Mmmm!: God Of War III's Nutritional Info

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This is a little graphic depicting God of War III's nutritional facts as imagined by Gary Hodges. And, as expected, it's pretty much everything you need to grow up strong and healthy. Suck it, Flintstones vitamins! Just kidding -- you know how you can't open a Tic-Tac box without eating them all? I'm the same with with Flintstone vitamins. Which is exactly why I've turned orange and started pissing gravel I'm 30-feet tall and stronger than six Paul Bunyans. No, eight.

God of War Label [joystickdivision]

Thanks to P05TMAN, who better stop stealing my Christmas cards.

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LOL

What, no E numbers?

LOLPENIS

Haha! They're saying the game is only 8 hours long!

FAKE!!!!

This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell tis a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.

This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never BAck Down where Max was forced to act under some kid's control as a player in a video game, and he broke out and saved his wife from SIM city, and then confronted Dexter who tired to kill him, but failed.

FAKE!!!!

This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell tis a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.

This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never BAck Down where Max was forced to act under some kid's control as a player in a video game, and he broke out and saved his wife from SIM city, and then confronted Dexter who tired to kill him, but failed.

FAKE!!!!

This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell tis a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.

This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never BAck Down where Max was forced to act under some kid's control as a player in a video game, and he broke out and saved his wife from SIM city, and then confronted Dexter who tired to kill him, but failed.

FAKE!!!!

This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell tis a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.

This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never BAck Down where Max was forced to act under some kid's control as a player in a video game, and he broke out and saved his wife from SIM city, and then confronted Dexter who tired to kill him, but failed.

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@Daisy

Of course it's fake you flipping idiot. That's the whole point.

These facts made my stomach explode violently. Im officially spartan. TY to Pepto Bismol.

TO: GW recruit: I can write jokes like no otha motha f****

This isn't the real nutritional information because plastic isn't digestible.

mmmmmmmmmm corn syrup

Woah there I think Daisy got a little carried away cause it's actually fake this time

That is pretty cool.... they should put shit like that on games for shits n' giggles....
just sayin

omg please spammers i do not want to by your shoes, daisy i love you but seriosly you are now captain odvious.
and click my link i found a gow3 fleshlight could be fake but meh

daisy up your ass

closetnerd is Homosexual !

umm.... i dont know about you guys but theres no fuckin way im getting 186% of my daily tits from this game... more like 0.186%

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