BAM, a Death Star watermelon. Or is it a watermelon Death Star? Whatever the case, I know I'm not the only one eying that laser. Now I'm not saying I want to have sex with it, but I'm not saying I don't either because I'm playing it cool. Trust me, superlasers don't go for guys who are too forward.
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Thanks to dr venkman, sham and Unpaid Parking Tickets, who made Millennium Falcon melons and then smashed them with sledgehammers Gallagher style.
This is a Death Star made out of a cantaloupe. It's probably a lot healthier for you than the cake version. And less tasty. Far less tasty. But if you had two, well, then I'd have to stick my face in between them.
Fan Made: An Edible and Healthy Death Star [cinematical]
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I'm serious, lay off the Turbaconucken. But it's just so good! *chewing* Hit the jump to see a bunch more delectable treats from thisiswhyyourefat.com that will stop your heart before you can say NOM NO... / Continue →
That's right folks: according to the cannibals of Papua New Guinea, the Japanese are delicious.
Anthropologist Olga Ammann describes it more succinctly in the book. She quotes people who have eaten other humans: "The meat of white people smells too strongly and is too salty.... / Continue →