Luke, I Am Your Seed Spitting Champion: A Death Star Watermelon

BAM, a Death Star watermelon. Or is it a watermelon Death Star? Whatever the case, I know I'm not the only one eying that laser. Now I'm not saying I want to have sex with it, but I'm not saying I don't either because I'm playing it cool. Trust me, superlasers don't go for guys who are too forward.

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Thanks to dr venkman, sham and Unpaid Parking Tickets, who made Millennium Falcon melons and then smashed them with sledgehammers Gallagher style.

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• See, This Is Why You're Fat

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• Cannibals: Japanese People Taste The Best

  December 23, 2008

  That's right folks: according to the cannibals of Papua New Guinea, the Japanese are delicious. Anthropologist Olga Ammann describes it more succinctly in the book. She quotes people who have eaten other humans: "The meat of white people smells too strongly and is too salty.... / Continue →