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Let's Make Smoothies!: Wolf Urine For Sale

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Who knew -- Amazon carries wolf urine. HOW THE F*** DO YOU COLLECT WOLF URINE?!

Use our 100 percent urine lures to create the illusion predators are present in the area you wish. Great for photographers, gardeners, hunters and wildlife enthusiasts. Due to changes in shipping regulations, we cannot ship this item to California.

Oh sure, I finally find a reputable supplier of wolf lemonade and they won't even ship to California. Now how am I gonna make my special margaritas?
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Can I walk your dog?

Amazon Product Page (coyote urine also available)

Thanks to pirhan, who once managed to drank a gallon of weasel urine in under an hour without puking. Um, pirhan, isn't the challenge supposed to be milk? I mean, hey, weasel urine -- that's impressive too.

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