Kids Complain About Pluto's Declassification

A bunch of children took the time to send letters to famed astrophysicist Neil deGrasse Tyson complaining about Pluto's declassification as a planet. As you'll see, those little kids can get pretty vicious! And I'll tell you one thing -- I wouldn't want to meet any of them in a dark alley. BECAUSE I'M NOT A PEDERAST.

Hit the jump for a bunch more of worthwhile complaints.

Hate Mail from Third Graders [pbs]

Thanks to Zach, daniellejuice and Clyde, who have threatened to blow up Mercury if something isn't done to rectify the situation.

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