A bunch of children took the time to send letters to famed astrophysicist Neil deGrasse Tyson complaining about Pluto's declassification as a planet. As you'll see, those little kids can get pretty vicious! And I'll tell you one thing -- I wouldn't want to meet any of them in a dark alley. BECAUSE I'M NOT A PEDERAST.
Hit the jump for a bunch more of worthwhile complaints.
Thanks to Zach, daniellejuice and Clyde, who have threatened to blow up Mercury if something isn't done to rectify the situation.