I Saw Him Do It!: Guile, Guilty As Charged
This is Guile from the Street Fighter franchise about to get the book thrown at him for destroying the hell out of somebody's Lexus. Jesus, you can't just go around kicking peoples cars, Guile. There are rules. Thankfully, I happen to know that judge (Chun Li upskirt pics and I'll make it all go away). Or, I dunno, you can get your ass pounded by Blanka in the slammer, your call.
Thanks to Liz, who, ooh -- ooh -- SONIC BOOM!