Remember the giant Gundam statue in Japan that I predicted would become self aware and wreak havoc on Japan in a way that would give even Godzilla a raging boner? Well now they've decided to give the bastard a light-up "beam saber". What's a beam saber? I dunno, but I sure don't want to be on the receiving end of one! Or double-ended dildo. BTDT, wish I'd destroyed the video.
Thanks to Jordan and mousecheese, who gonna steal the beam saber and use it for evil. Not if I get to it first, jerks.