This is what Patrick from Spongebob Squarepants would look like in real life: scary as f***. No wonder the best friend he could score is an overalls clad sponge. I mean, that's a face a mother can't even love. And I don't hold it against her.
Patrick From Spongebob Squarepants IRL [iambored]
Thanks to DrRo, who would still make out with a real-life Sandy Cheeks. That's gross bro, she's a squirrel.