But Can You Huff It?: Edible Gold Spray Paint
Huffing spray paint, as you might very well know, makes my brain all smiley and work more good. And now it comes in edible form! In both gold AND silver -- one color for each nostril! Now, are you thinking what I'm thinking? Selling golden boogies on eBay! Jesus, no, that was not what I was thinking. YES IT WAS GOD YOU KNOW ME ALL TOO WELL.