Black Magic!: Internet Explorer Voodoo Doll

This is a little Internet Explorer voodoo doll somebody made in an attempt to kill off the interweb browser. Neat idea, but I don't know why you wouldn't just stab the program directly. Which is exactly why I'm gonna sneak up on my laptop while it's in sleep mode tonight and shank that bitch.

Later that evening:

HI-YA! *STAB STAB STAB*

*flips lightswitch* OH GOD! OH GOD NO! FIREFOX WHAT HAVE I DONE?! *puking*

Voodoo Doll to Kill Internet Explorer [walyou]

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