Dammit Bruce, that's not how you hold a lightsaber. You're likely to cut your own Bat-peen off stabbing around like that. I'm serious, one time I was swinging around a rope bone for my dog like that and walloped myself in the change purse. I managed to waddle to the bathroom and drop my shorts just as I passed out.
Check out artist Andrew Zubko's official site here.
Thanks to JFreezy, FelipeMago, Chessa, silvermidnight, Marty McFly, Ben and Matt, who would have liked to see some giant octopus action in there for good measure.