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March 21, 2010 - March 27, 2010 Archives

  • March 27, 2010
    Want to play video games with a girl but don't know any in real life? Well you're in luck, thanks to a new online service called GameCrush. For a minimum wage-y $6.60 you can play 10 minutes of XBox Live with a scantily clad strumpet via webcam. Fun! Pathetic. Girls someho... / Continue →
  • March 27, 2010
    This is a music slash video tribute to 'The Man With The Gun', arguably the most influential character in video games. It was created by PRESS PLAY ON TAPE and features a shit-ton of gaming references. Me? I feature striking good looks and a personality that would make Myers ... / Continue →
  • March 27, 2010
    Hanako is a Japanese robot patient used to train aspiring dentists. I don't know about you, but if I was operating on that thing I would drill every single one of its teeth out sans drugs. Then crowbar it in the face and call its mother Robocop. Hanako will respond when gree... / Continue →
  • March 27, 2010
    The Taurus is a conceptual self-balancing vehicle designed by Erik Lanuza. It's basically a Segway with a seat that makes it loosely look like you're riding a bull/motorcycle. But not enough to be cool. Don't be fooled, children will still throw rocks at you. And I'm gonna ... / Continue →
  • March 26, 2010
    This a computer model of Jesus' face using information from the blood on the Shroud of Turin to create the image. He looks like somebody I know. The image has been created for the History Channel's upcoming special, "The Real Face of Jesus," which is set to air next week. ... / Continue →
  • March 26, 2010
    This is a field guide to fanboys as compiled by PC World. Of course, you probably can't read it because it's so small and you can't afford nano-vision surgery so CLICK HERE to see the thing in all its boxy glory. And, as much as I hate to stereotype, this thing is spot-on. ... / Continue →
  • March 26, 2010
    I can't tell where the bacon ends and the pasty naked guy begins. Not that I'm worried. You think I won't eat your shield? I WILL EAT THAT SHIELD. Just try to pepper spray me, I dare you. That shit's like a condiment to me. Picture Posted to Geekologie's Facebook Thanks... / Continue →
  • March 26, 2010
    'The Challenging Stage' is a little online puzzle in which you scroll around a map and guess the video games represented by visual clues. For example, that's 'Double Dragon' there in the picture. Can you guess all 56? I couldn't. Granted I stopped at 7 to toast a bagel and ... / Continue →
  • March 26, 2010
    From now on I'm gonna start posting videos after the jump to minimize scriptage on the front page so that those of you rocking dial up modems can still read Geekologie from your caves while you're busy mailing homemade bombs. So, yeah, this is video of a super-surprised lookin... / Continue →
  • March 26, 2010
    Been searching for the perfect Star Wars themed bookends? Who hasn't, amirite? Well pray yourself to sleep no more, my friends, because here comes the bride! Here's an exclusive everyone is excited about -- a set of illuminated bookends that sports Darth Vader's lightsaber p... / Continue →
  • March 26, 2010
    Kotaku (a video game blog) recently polled its readers and came up with this informational graphic summarizing over 20,000 gamers' tendencies. Although I question how valid it is since there's no mention of teabagging and name-calling or how often I have to mute all the 12-and... / Continue →
  • March 26, 2010
    Sure it doesn't cover the front, but when God invented bikinis they didn't have fronts. Or tops. Just sayin' ladies -- be good Christians. Nerdgasm: The PSP... you're playing it wrong. [albotas]... / Continue →
  • March 26, 2010
    No, your life is not Twilight, your life is f***ed up and I'm calling the animal police. My Life Is Twilight Thanks to vreaker, who got hit by a guy on a moped trying to cross the street to buy beer. YLIG.... / Continue →
  • March 26, 2010
    This is glimpse into Hello Kitty's anatomy as imagined by artist Jason Freeny, best known for his other anatomical renderings. I thought perhaps the most interesting part of this piece is the fact that Hello has a skull but no brain and teeth but no mouth. WTF!? She's like o... / Continue →
  • March 25, 2010
    Some guy working security at Heathrow Airport in London caught a female employee accidentally walking through a body scanner and seized the opportunity to look at her privates or whatever the hell it is you see with one of those newfangled soul-stealers. Now whether this fello... / Continue →
  • March 25, 2010
    The $13 Bev-Cam may look like a crappy digital camera, but it's actually a 5oz flask for hiding booze. Get inside me you delicious megapixels, make me warm! Heading out for a night of clubbing? Tired of paying over inflated prices for watered down weak drinks? We have the per... / Continue →
  • March 25, 2010
    For those of you that don't care about college basketball, here are some superhero brackets created by ESPN so you can feel like you're participating in something. Me? I only participate in pageants and ménage à trois. Back me up, hands. I'll sit on you! Nerd alert! We'v... / Continue →
  • March 25, 2010
    This is what a steampunk stormtrooper's helmet might look like. Or it might look entirely different, it's really hard to say because George Lucas is a jerk and desecrated my childhood. Regardless, like the Trade Federation motto goes, "brass, glass or coal gas, no one rides f... / Continue →
  • March 25, 2010
    It's exactly what the title says. Although I would have liked to see the Rubik's cube a little more mixed up. Jesus -- what is this, amateur hour? Youtube Thanks to b00geyman, who can balance 16 books on his head, solve two Rubik's cubes and recite pi to 1,000 digits. Now ... / Continue →
  • March 25, 2010
    Artist Neill Cameron went and created the A to Z of Awesomeness poster (larger shot HERE). Each letter depicts an awesome scene using objects starting with said letter. For example, D is for "Doctor Who defeating Doctor Doom in a Deadly Disco Dance-Off". The posters are avai... / Continue →
  • March 25, 2010
    This is a note sent to a teacher in regard to a picture a little girl drew of her mommy at work. In case you can't tell, her mother shakes her ass for singles. Or does she? Yes, she does. Woman wouldn't know a circular saw if she were getting cut into pieces (it's a real po... / Continue →
  • March 25, 2010
    Artist Kordian Lewandowski went and carved Princess Peach and Mario in the style of Michelangelo's 'La Pietà'. It is most impressive. I posted a couple more pictures after the jump, including a reference shot of the original artwork, and a shot of this one with Kordian besid... / Continue →
  • March 25, 2010
    This is a shot of, uh, actually, I don't know what. I think it's the world's smallest laser, but don't ask me what the hell's going on, because I have no idea. Shit, it could be Wolverine's penis. ...the world's smallest laser has arrived. It's 30 millionths of a meter long,... / Continue →
  • March 25, 2010
    British scooter lover (and snazzy dresser) Colin Fruze went and developed a flame-throwing setup for his ride. Why? Because he's a badass, that's why! Kidding, nobody badass drives a scooter (except you of course). The flames shoot 12-feet out the back of the tailpipe (not ... / Continue →
  • March 24, 2010
    Ever wonder what Meg from Family Guy would look like in real life? Well now you know. And probably wish you didn't. Too late suckers -- have fun dreaming about her! Real Life Meg [filmdrunk] Thanks to Stephen and cocoa, who both party like Brian. Except Stephen, he's a ... / Continue →
  • March 24, 2010
    This is a video of some creepy-ass robotic performance piece. And it just so happens to contain two of my least favorite things in the whole entire world: robots and crying babies. It's terribly painful to watch, especially considering the bot comes out with guns blazing. Th... / Continue →
  • March 24, 2010
    Pacman, no longer content with just eating his enemies, is now equipped to blow the shit out of them. And I'm not talking about in a gas station bathroom either, although you have to admit he does have a pretty mouth. Uncle Sam Sticks It to The Terrorists with the Pacman Gr... / Continue →
  • March 24, 2010
    Facebook has been linked to a 4x rise in syphilis in some parts of Britain because "it has given people a new way to meet multiple partners for casual sexual encounters." Geez, whatever happened to scrawling your number on the urinal divider in rest stop bathrooms? The viru... / Continue →
  • March 24, 2010
    Note: Skip to around 0:50 for the start of the good stuff. This is a little video mockup of what 3-D gameplay will look like on the Nintendo 3DS. It seems pretty awesome. And by awesome I mean I just want to crawl into the screen and escape from this cruel, cruel world. Kin... / Continue →
  • March 24, 2010
    As you may well know because you're all worldly and know things about things, Japan's birth rate is in the proverbial robotic toilet. So a group of graduate students at the University of Tsukuba designed a robot baby that's supposed to show couples how fun it is to care for a ... / Continue →
  • March 24, 2010
    Who knew -- Amazon carries wolf urine. HOW THE F*** DO YOU COLLECT WOLF URINE?! Use our 100 percent urine lures to create the illusion predators are present in the area you wish. Great for photographers, gardeners, hunters and wildlife enthusiasts. Due to changes in shipping ... / Continue →
  • March 24, 2010
    You see that picture? It's a Happy Meal saved by writer Joann Brusco for a year as part of a scientific experiment involving WTF. You'd think it would have turned into a Not So Happy Meal in that time, right? Think again -- Ronald knows how to survive an apocalypse. My Happ... / Continue →
  • March 24, 2010
    This is the family tree of video game controllers as imagined by Sock Master (larger shot HERE). It looks alright, but I'm not sure I can trust anything coming from a guy who calls himself Sock Master (Shoe Master, sure, but Sock Master? You can't even prevent your people fro... / Continue →
  • March 24, 2010
    Dinoogle is a Google powered search engine that has some dinos on the page to ramp up the sex appeal. It's exactly what I've been telling Google to do for years but they never listen because, "don't let that guy back in the building", and, "the police have already been called"... / Continue →
  • March 23, 2010
    OMG I can't even begin to describe how awesome it would be to see these two brooding boxcutters getting their asses torn apart by a raptor. I would orgasm. And the whole world would feel it. I'm talking an 11 on the Richter scale here, folks. Total devastation. Edward Watch... / Continue →
  • March 23, 2010
    Let's not kid ourselves, drinking and gambling go together like getting high and playing video games. THEY WAS PRACTICALLY MADE FOR EACH OTHER, YOUNG'N! And now you can do both easily thanks to $35 Drinking Roulette. You just spin the ball, drink the corresponding shot, then... / Continue →
  • March 23, 2010
    Flowers, as you may well know, are the key to a woman's heart. And by heart I mean bloomers. But when you're truly in love, crappy red roses simply will not do. Enter the bacon bouquet. It looks like flowers, but that shit is bacon! You keep these things coming and you'll... / Continue →
  • March 23, 2010
    This is Tokyoflash's latest exclusive design, the Kisai Escape C. What the hell is a Kisai Escape C? CHILL OUT I'M ABOUT TO TELL YOU COPY/PASTE THE PRODUCT INFO, SON! Escape C is a wireless hub that can be paired with your cell phone to make and receive calls hands free and ... / Continue →
  • March 23, 2010
    This is a Ryu vs. Ken tattoo on some guy's forearm. As you can see (unless you're actually asleep at work), it's a shot of them both fireballin'. And speaking of fireballin' -- did you know I once stuffed 200 900 Atomic Fireballs in my mouth at the same time? It's true, I vo... / Continue →
  • March 23, 2010
    Remember the giant Gundam statue in Japan that I predicted would become self aware and wreak havoc on Japan in a way that would give even Godzilla a raging boner? Well now they've decided to give the bastard a light-up "beam saber". What's a beam saber? I dunno, but I sure d... / Continue →
  • March 23, 2010
    This is 16-year-old Annie Levitz. Annie has developed carpal tunnel from texting. And not even that much texting -- girl only sent about 4,000 messages a month. Pfft, I DO THAT IN A DAY. Aaaaand I can't feel my fingers. "I definitely regret it," she said about her heavy te... / Continue →
  • March 23, 2010
    This is a Japanese commercial for Calbee ear-shaped chips. I have no idea what the hell's happening, but it appears to be a love triangle between a boy, girl, and anthropomorphic circus dog. Which, now that I think about it, makes perfect sense for a Japanese chip commercial.... / Continue →
  • March 23, 2010
    A Nintendo DS with a 3D screen that requires no cheesewhizzy glasses to play. I swear, what will they think of next? Please say dino humping game, please say dino humping game. Nintendo's next portable game machine will be called "Nintendo 3DS" and feature 3-D graphics, the ... / Continue →
  • March 23, 2010
    Bacon beer. Sounds delicious right? Well how about, oh I dunno, BACON-INFUSED BOURBON SMOKED PORTER?! My pants just flew off and they are sooo not coming back! If you want to make your own Grocery Eats has a recipe, which doesn't involve actually brewing your own beer. Whi... / Continue →
  • March 22, 2010
    Some Google Streetviewer appears to have left a pair of pliers on top of his camera while out mapping. Oops! Hey it's okay, mapper, just be thankful it wasn't a dildo. God I wish it'd been a dildo. Google Maps Thanks to Fan_Thomas, who once left a chainsaw on the roof of h... / Continue →
  • March 22, 2010
    I wasn't going to post this because it isn't old enough for my taste, but people won't stop sending it to me so I figured I'd go ahead and put it up. That way I'll only get the tip a couple more times in the next few days. Anyway, this is a seal photobombing (to absolute perf... / Continue →
  • March 22, 2010
    The Magnogrip bracelet is a magnetic bracelet that holds nuts and bolts and screws and other metal bits so they're easily accessible when you're building manly-ass things like dollhouses. You can order the MagnoGrip magnetic wristband at Amazon for $11 (USD); there's also a pi... / Continue →
  • March 22, 2010
    This is Guile from the Street Fighter franchise about to get the book thrown at him for destroying the hell out of somebody's Lexus. Jesus, you can't just go around kicking peoples cars, Guile. There are rules. Thankfully, I happen to know that judge (Chun Li upskirt pics an... / Continue →
  • March 22, 2010
    Chainable USB plugs allow you to plug in multiple newfangled USB powered gizmos without sacrificing a port to any one device. Unfortunately, they're still conceptual at the moment. But did that stop me from plugging 100 of them together and setting my laptop on fire? OF COUR... / Continue →
  • March 22, 2010
    This is a flowchart used to determine if you'll survive a zombie apocalypse. This is only a tiny piece of the thing though because it's giant so click THESE PINK WORDS to see the whole damn damndy damn. So? You're a goner aren't you? Well let me give you a little piece of ad... / Continue →
  • March 22, 2010
    Well folks, whichever neighbor it is whose internet I was stealing before mine got connected finally caught on this morning. Thankfully, the cable guy just hooked mine up so I AM BACK ON THE INTERNETS BABY. GEEKOLOGIE LIFTOFF IN 3...2...1....PPSSSSSHOOOOOOOW!! This is a Yos... / Continue →
  • March 22, 2010
    Vader's like, "Hey batguy, this IS the crotch you're looking for", and Batman's all, "Whee, I'm swinging like Spidey!" Artist Dave Dorman via OMG: Batman vs. Darth Vader Lightsaber Duel [geeksaresexy] Thanks to Dustin, who whipped both Vader and Batman's asses for not coming... / Continue →
  • March 22, 2010
    Today only over at Teefury they're selling Han Solo Pop shirts (I'd like to pretend they're creamsicles). $9 plus $2 shipping ($5 international) brings one to your door. Alternatively, $2K and a case of beer bring mes. Oh who am I kidding, I'll show up for a few stray cans o... / Continue →
  • March 21, 2010
    This gold and diamond encrusted Mario pendant recently sold on eBay for the low, low price of $2,600. Yes I bought it! Which is exactly why I didn't post it until after the deal was done. I can't have you stealin' my blang! What did I get for my hard-earned cashmoney?: Tot... / Continue →