Cavities!: 'What Should I Eat?' Candy Chart

NOTE: Full-res version HERE. The latest in nutritional flow charts (after fast food, beer and breakfast cereal), comes the candy edition. Now I don't know about you,...
March 13, 2010

OMG OMG MAGIC!: Turn Any Can Into A Mug

The Can Grip snaps on to any standard aluminum can, providing the drinker with not only a handle, but a coaster. AAAAAAAH, future technology! Plus, they're cheap,...
March 12, 2010

Wrist Watches: Now With More Dino Bones

This is the expensive-as-hell Louis Moinet Jurassic Tourbillon Watch. It's face is made out of 130-million year old dino bones (which would technically make it the Louis...
March 12, 2010

Arguably The Best Site On The Internet

Aside from Geekologie and The International Jurassic Park Erotic Fan-Fiction Writer's Association, Lazertits might very well be the best site to ever hit the web -- and...
March 12, 2010

You Will Never Be A Physicist, Or Jedi!

Guess what? Those aren't misconceptions, those are the truth. So this isn't so much a win as a monster fail. Unless you're from the Unifying Force school...
March 11, 2010

Mutant!: Rare All-Black King Penguin Spotted

National Geographic photographer Andrew Evans recently spotted this rare color mutation of a King Penguin on the island of South Georgia, near Alabama Antarctica. Apparently the all-black...
March 11, 2010

WE ARE THE PEOPLE OF THE INTERNET!

This is promo commercial for the BBC's upcoming series, 'Superpower', a show airing this month which will investigate the ways in which the interwebs are transforming the...
March 11, 2010

Underwater Seascrapers Of The Future

Seascaper, get it? Like a skyscraper, BUT IN THE OCEAN! What do you mean, "of course I got it?" I happen to know for a fact that...
March 11, 2010

YES!: Mystery Science Theater 3000 Haiku

This is a haiku inspired by Mystery Science Theater 3000 and posted on the appropriately titled website mst3khaiku. I posted two more after the jump, but the...
March 11, 2010

Kids Complain About Pluto's Declassification

A bunch of children took the time to send letters to famed astrophysicist Neil deGrasse Tyson complaining about Pluto's declassification as a planet. As you'll see, those...
March 11, 2010

A Tool For Every Job: EZCracker Egg Cracker

Have trouble cracking eggs? You're special. Like special special. But thankfully there's the As Seen on TV EZCracker. The $15 pos can crack eggs to extract the...
March 10, 2010

Clever, Very Clever: NES Game Harmonicas

I don't think I need to explain the cleverness behind these harmonicas, but in case there's anybody out there that isn't familiar with the NES and its...
March 10, 2010

Can't You See I'm Busy?: God Of War 3 Ad

This is a new commercial for the much-anticipated God of War 3 that's dropping March 16th. It's pretty much the most realistic commercial I've ever seen and...
March 10, 2010

Powering On!: NYC's New Condom Wrapper

New York City ran a contest to design a new logo for the free condoms it distributes every year, and apparently some guy won by just using...
March 10, 2010

WWJPEW?: Raygun Jesus Fish Car Decals

This is a raygun blaster car decal made using the traditional elements of the Jesus fish. They come in black and silver (picture of silver after the...
March 10, 2010

Follow The Sign!: How To Get To Hoboken

You gotta admit, that's a pretty clever Photoshop job. Granted not as clever as any of your ideas, but that's because you're so smart and creative and...
March 9, 2010

Bones!: Awesome UV-Light Sensitive Tattoo

I've known UV light tattoos have existed for awhile, but I've never seen such good use of the idea until Matty posted this picture on Geekologie's Facebook...
March 9, 2010

Videos Of Discovery's Special On Dino Sex

The question has long intrigued the smartest and most handsome of scientists (me, I'm talking about me): how did dinosaurs do it? If you answered "awkwardly", you're...
March 9, 2010

YOU GOT NO CLASS!: Chrome Hummer H2

Put your hand down your pants. Now feel around. Realistically, how many of your penises would it take to fill a hotdog bun? Four or more you...
March 8, 2010

Whatever Happened To Equal Opportunities?

Apparently Castle Grayskull's gift shop is looking for a new cashier after Orko was caught stealing from the register. For shame, Orko, Prince Albert would not be...
March 8, 2010

LEGO Star Wars Watches Coming Soon

What you're looking at is part of a new line of LEGO Star Wars watches that are dropping April 1st. Which, I know, is April Fools, but...
March 8, 2010

Writing With Equations: Inverse Graphing Calc

The Inverse Graphing Calculator takes typed words and converts them to the equivalent equations it would take to create them graphically. Hey, that's cool. Like a sorceress's...
March 7, 2010