Damnit, Darth, you're terrorizing the entire house. I swear, where's Luke riding a teacup pig when you need him? Haha, what do you mean he's in his room with Leia and the door's locked? Doesn't he know? No?! Holy shit this is gonna be hilarious! But first: I need for you to order one of those fake "always positive" pregnancy tests.
Thanks to sham, who will always be a sham-wow in my book.