Alcohol and whippits in the same container? WHAT IS IT, MY BIRTHDAY?! (It's not, but it actually is The Superficial Writer's -- HAPPY BIRTHDAY!) That's right folks, Whipped Lightning brand Whipahol combines the creamy goodness of whipped spunk with the intoxicating effects of booze with the WAH-WAH-WAWESOMENESS of nitrous oxide. Jesus loves us after all! Now let's all get naked, hold hands and sing Kumbaya (I dropped acid too just to be on the safe side).
Thanks to Garrett, who knows you don't need alcohol-infused whipped cream to the the life of a party. Just no pants and a lampshade on your head. Classic!
Vino2Go are clear sippy cups made for wine. Think wine is best enjoyed around the dinner table during a meal? Think again, wine is best appreciated ON THE GO. Preferably out of a brown paper bag.
The Vino2Go™ wine sippy cup tumbler is the simplicity of style, an active wine... / Continue →
Apparently Mercer's wine flavored ice cream has existed for awhile but this is the first time I've heard of it so it was NEWS TO ME. You probably already knew about it though and feel the urge to call me a stupid idiot in the comments. DO NOT RESIST THAT URGE. Holding back y... / Continue →
The Stuffed Hamburger Press molds two hamburger patties into concave 'bowls' so you can put a shit-ton more cheese and bacon inside before sealing them together and tripling your caloric intake. Unfortunately, it only costs $12 so I bought one and a backup. You think anybody'... / Continue →