Whipped Lightning: Alcoholic Whipped Cream
Alcohol and whippits in the same container? WHAT IS IT, MY BIRTHDAY?! (It's not, but it actually is The Superficial Writer's -- HAPPY BIRTHDAY!) That's right folks, Whipped Lightning brand Whipahol combines the creamy goodness of whipped spunk with the intoxicating effects of booze with the WAH-WAH-WAWESOMENESS of nitrous oxide. Jesus loves us after all! Now let's all get naked, hold hands and sing Kumbaya (I dropped acid too just to be on the safe side).
Thanks to Garrett, who knows you don't need alcohol-infused whipped cream to the the life of a party. Just no pants and a lampshade on your head. Classic!