Totally minimal block of wood with digital numbers floating across the surface. These clever clocks have a very thin layer of real maple wood veneer that permits the LEDs to shine through. Each one is slightly different due to the natural variation in wood grain.
The clocks, similar in design to these rulers, are real and available from SUCK UK for $157. Alternatively, save yourself $157 and nail your cell phone to a log. Which, great for a snack and fits on your back, just sayin'.
Thanks to kira, who doesn't need a wooden block clock because she has one of those glass bong-y things with the sand in it. Haha, yeah, an hourglass.