Quality Merchandising: Iron Man 2 Operation
Remember playing Operation growing up? Yeah, it gave me heart murmurs, especially when I'd just replaced the 'D' batteries. BZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!. Anyway, this is a new version, cleverly branded with Iron Man. Nice, but I'm passing. You see, I don't play Operation anymore, only Doctor. You down? Okay cool, turn your head and cough.
"Just Make Sure You Don't Touch the Sid-" *ZAP* [gizmodo]
Thanks to emerica, who could never get the butterfly in the stomach. Curse that thing.
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I didn't know ol' blue pants from Contra was named Bill. I swear, you learn something new everyday. Today I learned what it feels like to pick up a plastic bag full of soupy dog shit. Warm and traumatizing. Today's already a bad day aside, Super Mario Crossover is basically... / Continue →
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Diesel, looking for a way to cash in on the upcoming Iron Man sequel, decided cologne was the way to go. It wasn't, Diesel (aluminum foil pants). Also, why's the bottle shaped like Iron Man trying to squeeze the life out of his wiener? Diesel's hoping you'll splash a little ... / Continue →
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Upset that devil worshiping is traditionally a boys-only game? Well fret not, ladies, cause now there's a Ouija board just for you! It's pink! Girls love pink! Plus shoes! It has always been mysterious. It has always been mystifying. And now the OUIJA Board is just for y... / Continue →
