This is a $16 elemental bacon shirt. It spells 'BaCoN' through the clever placement of three periodic elements: barium, cobalt and nitrogen. And I think we can all agree: bacon would be a lot less popular if it actually were barium, cobolt and nitrogen. And not just because it would make your shit shine like a glowstick, but it 100% would. Haha, what do you mean barium isn't radioactive? SHUT UP, I'LL WEAR THE LAB COAT THANK YOU VERY MUCH. And the pants. Kidding, KIDDING -- I'm a blogger, remember?
Thanks to Kevin and AndrÃ©, who'd still eat it anyways. For principle.